I'm Daniel and I'm probably having a bad hair day

lubeland:

Gay porn intros are my favorite

whyjess:

bc taking selfies after track practice when you’re goss and sweaty is always a good idea

whyjess:

bc taking selfies after track practice when you’re goss and sweaty is always a good idea

  1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know

vinebox:

My new anthem

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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vinebox:

Leggo

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances